This months favourite parenting related tweets and some of my own ponderings
Parenting Tip: Never underestimate the power of a brightly colored Band-Aid to heal even the most nonexistent of boo-boos.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) December 15, 2016
It just doesn't feel like Christmas.— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) December 25, 2016
...I haven't argued with anyone yet.
*Opens can of beer
I can still do this.
Parenthood is like Street Fighter.— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) December 17, 2016
You don't know what the hell you're doing, but push buttons really fast and flail around and survive.
5: You forgot my night-light! It keeps monsters away.— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ(s)🎭 (@3sunzzz) September 20, 2016
Me: If a monster wants to get you, a 4 watt bulb won't stop him. Good night, Sweetie.
Me: she's not very clever trying to open the pots press— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) December 23, 2016
Wife: (mutters under breath) she's very clever, that's were my secret choc stash is
You go on ahead without me, life.— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) December 22, 2016
I'll be here wiping my toddler's nose with my shirt.
If you'd like to be criticized for how you hold your phone, go ahead and have kids. It'll be a blast.— Jessica Prime (@FaerieGlamour) December 29, 2016
Parenting Tip: On the first night of vacation, have a complete emotional breakdown in front of your kids so they know not to fuck with you.— The Glad Stork (@TheGladStork) December 21, 2014
*helping son with math problem*— Thigh High (@clindsaysway) November 24, 2015
JUST WRITE 75 GODDAMMIT!
14: Why do you have so many pills?— Jules (@SaltyCorpse) December 16, 2016
Me: Because you have so many questions.
If your kid asks for a napkin it's already too late.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 26, 2016
My 3 yr old's idea of comedic timing is waiting till we're at least 10 minutes away from house to tell me he's not wearing any shoes.— G (@4handfuls) September 25, 2016
Ok so I'm in a bar. I've just legged it into the jacks. Sat down. Now theres 2 women outside the cubicle. I'm defo in the wrong jacks. 😱— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) December 16, 2016
What's your immediate thought when other parents tell you how well their kids sleep?— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) December 15, 2016
Parenthood offers the unique experience of realizing you are already running late for something that doesn't start for 4 hours.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 10, 2016