Signs you might have kids:— Dad's Diary (@blogger_dad) January 17, 2017
You're stood outside your front door, clicking your car keys at it, wondering why it won't open.
Had to get the lights checked in the car today do me and the kids ran wild in the new car showroom. Haha. The shiny cars weren't so shinny after we left. And the salesman was doing his best Grimace/polite smile. #myday #madkids #sahd #dadlife #pbloggers #pbloggersuk #parent #father #dad #daddy #car #carssles #mademelaugh #dadblog #dbloggers #dblog #irish #blog #bloggers #blogs #blogger #parentingblog #parentingblogger #children
Does anyone else set a 'don't forget to collect the kid from school' alarm on their phone?— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) January 18, 2017
I've already announced 'Every light in the house is on'. Do I next say: it's like Blackpool illuminations or there's 3 ✈️ landed in d garden— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) January 18, 2017
[at restaurant]]— Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) January 18, 2017
8yo: why does mom eat half of your food?
Wife *evil glare*
Me *terrified* because I don't want it.
Before I was married I never even knew there was a right way to put milk in the fridge.— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) January 20, 2017
Co-worker: you have food on your shirt.— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) January 12, 2017
Me: I have a kid, it's okay.
Co-worker: it's like a lot of food.
Me: two of them. I have two kids.