Its been awhile since I updated in here, please find some of 'Daddy's Thoughts and tweets about parenting that made him chuckle below
Shatter proof you say?— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) August 9, 2017
*looks at kids
10 minutes, tops.
I told my kids that if they trash my house, I'll log in to Minecraft and trash theirs.— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) August 8, 2017
My house has never been cleaner.
Now I'm not saying I'd like to send my kids back or anything....— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) July 6, 2017
....but surely there must be a software update available or something.
Me: How do you want your sandwiches cut?— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) August 13, 2017
7yo: Triangular, crusts off
Me: mutters under breath* Who do you think you are? The f**kin Queen?
Have kids so you can take a ninety minute movie and turn it into a three-part mini-series.— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 15, 2017
Single people - What's worse than being lonely all the time?— Nicole (@nicolejane22) July 31, 2017
Married people - Being married.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing parents that letting their kids stay up late would result in them sleeping in.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 18, 2017
You can be a sane human being or you can be a parent, but you can't be both.— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) August 23, 2017
It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad.— Mehdieval Times (@TheAlexNevil) August 2, 2015
Oh! I just found the missing baby bottle!!— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) August 28, 2017
Anyone want some homemade cottage cheese?
Wife: Your Mam is on the phone.— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) August 8, 2017
Me: Who's dead now?