Did you ever wonder what nursery rhymes would be like if they were made today?
Here is my take on a few of them :
Grumpy Dumpty sat on his hole
Grumpy Dumpty spent his life on the dole
He had no job because of the claim
He had no work, his brother to blame
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Were worried about being sued again
"You think you have family problems!"
JACK AND JILL
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To find some Wi-Fi signal
Jill saw his WhatsApp messages
And now poor Jack is single
LITTLE BO PEEP
Little Bo peep lost her followers
And doesn’t know how to face it
Maybe she should have reconsidered her tweet
Because now everyone knows that she’s racist.