Modern Day Nursery Rhymes

Did you ever wonder what nursery rhymes would be like if they were made today?

Here is my take on a few of them :

 

GRUMPY DUMPTY

Grumpy Dumpty sat on his hole

Grumpy Dumpty spent his life on the dole

He had no job because of the claim

He had no work, his brother to blame

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

Were worried about being sued again

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 "You think you have family problems!"

 

JACK AND JILL

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To find some Wi-Fi signal

Jill saw his WhatsApp messages

And now poor Jack is single

 

LITTLE BO PEEP

Little Bo peep lost her followers

And doesn’t know how to face it

Maybe she should have reconsidered her tweet

Because now everyone knows that she’s racist.