Detectives in the Enchanted Forest area of Far Far Away are asking for the public's help in identifying and apprehending a suspect in a recent breaking-and-entering incident.
This suspect entered an address on the edge of the Enchanted Forest between the hours of 12:00 and 12:45, when the occupants, Mr and Mrs. Bear and their child (known only as 'Baby') were out for a family walk. A source close to the family advised they'd only popped out long enough for their porridge to cool.
Upon returning home from their leisurely stroll they found their home had been entered and several items were broken. They disturbed the suspect as they slept in an upstairs bed but were unable to apprehended her. She was last seen running towards the Enchanted Forest and is wanted in connection with charges in relation to; breaking and entering, criminal damage and theft. The suspect is described as a small Caucasian girl around 4'0 in height with golden curly hair.
The occupants of the house are said to be shaken and have asked for privacy during this time. The feeling in the area is one of shock and horror.
Police have asked for people to be vigilant and to want to remind the general public that items of value should not be left unattended or unsecured at any location, including your home.
If you've seen this suspect call or text crime stoppers at 1800-SNITCHYPANTS
You can earn a cash reward and your tip remains anonymous.
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4 months after I became Daddy Poppins, I wrote a blog on what I'd learned so far. So now over a year in I've decided to update that list ..,, here goes ....
Recently I was contacted by RTE (our national broadcaster) asking if I'd like to represent 'stay at home dads' on a panel discussion on a program called Rearing to Go, about parental issues.
Daddy Poppins has new video software and wanted to test it out.
Daddy Poppins also had a song going round in his head for the last week.
Daddy Poppins would officially like to apologise to, first and fore mostly; Beck, Society in general, anyone involved in any kind of video production, musicians as a whole, people who's images he may have borrowed, and last but by no means least.... you
I might do better with less sleep that a most people but I'd prefer my 'night owl' activities be of my own making and involve more PlayStation, boxsets, movies and craft beer rather than the Gruffallo and 'baby nightime wind down' songs (and being used as 'a human climbing frame'). So as I wait for 'the Boo' to literally drop with tiredness, I've decided to express my feelings through memes.
Firstly and fore mostly, its not Daddy Poppins that needs settling in a creche, even if the Bear may suggest that he 'needs bloody help' on a regular basis. I'm talking about when your kids need to enter some kind of childcare, of course!