I have been nominated for the 10 for 10 blogger award by One Hull of a Mum, One Hull of a Dad (yes, they ganged up on me) and Lycrawidow. If you click on their names you will be transported magically via the wonder of t'interwebs to their posts for 10 for 10. Look I'm sure this is just a tag they've stuck the word 'award' on to make you feel special and actually do it. Other words wheres my trophy eh?
They call it 10 for 10 because you ask 10 people to name 10 celebrities/famous people that they would like to get Jiggy with or invite to dinner.
There always has to be some rules.
1 – Thank the person who tagged you and link back to their post.
2 – Copy and paste the rules into your post.
3 – List 5 famous people who are in your exemption list and explain why (an exemption list is a list of famous people you could do naughty things with and be exempt from punishment by your significant other). For anyone who is currently not in possession of a significant other, please just list 5 famous people you would love to
4 – List 5 people you would invite to a dinner party and explain why. These must consist of 2 famous people who are alive, 2 famous people who are deceased and one famous fictional character.
5 – Nominate 10 bloggers to play along.
MY EXEMPTION LIST
1- Gemma Arterton - MMMMMMMMM. She's cute, yet sexy, has an attitude, yet is the girl next door. What's not to like. MMMMMMMM
2- Kelly Brook. Ah Kelly you buxom brunette beauty. You're probably seeing a trend here eh? Kelly is cheeky and beautiful but could be the girl next door too. She isn't a stick figure. No waif's in this list, ladies.
3- Angelina Jolie Now, I'm calling it, hear me out here; that's Angelina from when I was a teen. Not nowadays .......And before any ladies start giving out to me, I'm not ageist but as previously discussed I like my ladies with a bit of meat on them and modern Angelina is all skin and bone. (Not that I'd turn her down or anything)
4- Claudia Winkleman- Dunno what it is but Claudia does it for me. yes I've seen the pics of her with the smeary makeup looking sloshed and she's a good bit older than me (see definitely not ageist) but hmm mmm Claudia, yup. Chalk her down.
5- Mila Kunis- Holy Moly, I nearly forget her. She is delightful. Again Brunette, big lips and sultry eyes. (I tried to write Sultry 3 times and it came out as 'sluty', Freud would have something to say about that).
*Photos are for illustrative purposes only and in no way indicate the readiness of any of these ladies to fulfill their side of the list.
MY DINNER PARTY LIST
"The 5 ladies on my exemption list.. Taa Daaa!!!"
"You can't do that!"
"What do ya mean I can't do that? Is that not the obvious thing to do?"
"One of them has to be a character?"
"I'm sure that Angelia's a character, she shifted her brother on the red carpet and married Billie Bob is that not enough for ya?"
"2 of them have to be dead"
"That's just sick!! OK OK I'll play be the rules"
1- Dylan Moran - he's be great craic, shitfaced and sarcastic from the moment he got there. You'd need some supply of red wine I'd say. but it would be worth it.
2- Amy Winehouse- She wouldn't be too far behind on the old alcohol intake. Would be good for a few old songs and certainly gives as good as she gets if the way she came across on 'Never mind the Buzzcocks' was real
3- Snoop Dog - Because he's Snoop D O Double G. the coolest man on the planet. It would be the 'Shizzle my Nizzle'. I'm sure he'd get on great with the other two we'd be in for a long night.
Side note: Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle my Nizzle
4- Robin Williams I'm sure the man has stories to tell, great entertainer and his early standup is out of this world. So sad that he left this planet early.
5- Deadpool- Could you imagine the fun he'd have with the guests at this table? I love his dark humour, (plus its a way to secretly get Ryan Reynolds to the table too even though he isn't dead).
Tell me you wouldn't like to be at the dinner party!! I'll drop the 10 names in twitter because I'm A. Lazy and B. Supposed to be minding a child and my wife is going to come through the door any minute to find the house wrecked and her jumping off the window ledge in the sitting room.